February 2011
74 posts
“Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is...”
January 2011
33 posts
“There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. -...”
OMG
I lost my cell phone yesterday and found it in the refrigerator this morning next to the milk. I wonder how it got there. *.*
“If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. ”
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
“We could learn alot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are dull, some are...”
– Somebody
