December 2011
31 posts
“Here’s to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the...”
– Steve Jobs
Fact
Every time you lick a stamp, you’re consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
Real Courtroom Quotations
Lawyer: “You say that the stairs went down to the basement?”
Witness: “Yes.”
Lawyer: “And these stairs, did they go up also?”
Real Courtroom Quotations
Lawyer: “Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for blood pressure?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “Did you check for breathing?”
Witness: “No.”
Lawyer: “So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?”
Witness:...
That Awkward Moment
That awkward moment when Edward and Santa are watching you sleep at the same time
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so true
“All we are sayin is give peace a chance”
– John Lennon
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with...”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson